i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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