so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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