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  • 60 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:28am
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    WHY??? Do you honestly think, now that they've found their freedom, that your farts would want to be friends with you? I am still struggling to imagine how this would look at a family dinner... "Hi Mum, I want you to meet my long lost fart friend..." "Wha.. What the f... Bluughhhh!!!!" Now, how do you think your poor mother would feel after chundering her guts out? Do you really, honestly believe that lunch would be an enjoyable occaision? Bloody hell.

  • 59 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:33pm
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    I don't care what anybody says. All fart texts are hilarious.

  • 55 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:36pm
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    omg is it weird i'm female and i find this great. :)

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:15pm
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    i made my buddy throw up last week with an egger.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:37pm
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    This has to be an old text from me to my BFF

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:07pm
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    lol this sounds like something calvin would say to hobbes.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:40pm
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    female as well... still funny as hell. hahah

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:56pm
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    pulled a 9 seconder last night ... thats a record for me

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:03am
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    9:33 i could not agree more, all texts about farts are automatically great. and this text really got me thinking....if only. &i'm female too.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:14pm
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    Fucking goddamned funny

  • 34 41
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jan 26, 11 at 6:33pm
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    Must be chicks who thumbed this down, farts are hillarious to 90% of guys