Dual....:-)
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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