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  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:19pm

    it was a bad night for proper spelling as well.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:42am

    I have a 443 area code (originally from Annapolis), but currently live in Newport News (757). And I'm a college student. The fact that I may know these people gives me faith in life...the fact that it could have been me that sent that but don't remember it makes me wish I didn't drink so much.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:32am

    I'd delete a persons number for a text like that. Not against salad tossing, but who the fuck sends anything like that unless they've watched too much bad porn?

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:49pm

    ^^ I agree. I truthfully would never want someone's tongue near let alone on my asshole. thats just gross.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 24, 10 at 10:08pm

    I'm letting my babe girl stick her tongue up my penis...oh,oh,oh this is a hell of life time oh yes now um suckin her big huge boobs...oh yes I'm suckin and lickin and fuckin her all night

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:50pm

    That's so fucking hot Why can't a find a girl that will let someone do that

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:12am

    5:37, it means she'll have such a good 'gasm that she'll literally shoot cum. If you can make a girlie do that, you know youre good. ;D

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:51am

    It's one thing to lick a clean waxed chics asshole, but to return the favor?? I think I just peuked...

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:51pm

    None of the people in that text are black, both white. Obviously you gotta do it when it's clean no one wants to lick a nasty ass. Your all prude rimjobs are where it's at, it's just harder to find girls who will return the favor

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:15am

    rip her asshole hair out with your teeth

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:09am

    I'm not for the butt munching but I don't mind munchin on some vajj

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:23am

    omg. virginia you embarrass me...

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:32pm

    Lucky bitch... I am moving to 443

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:11pm

    I am all about tonguefucking my girl's ass. Fresh out the shower, of course. Throw in a pair of my magic fingers and boom! We got ourselves a squirter. Good night.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:48am

    443 is a maryland area code. lol. and this is fuckin insane. it sounds like they have a way to active over imagination. and you are sick.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:16am

    Hopefully the guy that texted that is black. Otherwise it's filled with wiggerness. Neither of them have an IQ over 60 either way.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:57am

    U wana eat mine?

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:06pm

    Why do people care so much about mispelled words??

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:57am

    lmao this is great. 443 is my boyfriends area code and 757 is the area code of the girl who stalks him. funny coincidence or FML? not sure yet...

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:20pm

    Im not really a fan of eating ass, but honestly let a girl eat your ass once and you'll never not let a girl eat your ass again.

  • 26 36
    Submitted by jltc on Sep 11, 11 at 4:38pm

    How can this guy take himself seriously?

  • 32 50
    Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 24, 10 at 10:01pm

    that's just fuckin sexy but I don't want ur tongue up my ass yet....I want ur tongue up my penis

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:18pm

    im a girl and i finally let my current boyfriend lick my asshole, i've never tried it before. i must say i was pleasantly surprised:) now i love to get it. i found out a few months later that my guy also likes it. i was like, i will never do that. finally i got drunk and ate his asshole ftw. he lovedddd it. im down anytime:)

    • 42 51
      Submitted by lovingjelly on Aug 10, 10 at 11:38am

      made sure my man was naired (sp)...no hairy asshole lickage for me thank you o.0

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:43am

    you misspelled "ridiculous". retard.

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:31am

    I love how EVERY time someone throws out a city name to label the area code and refers to it negatively, SOMEBODY always says "no, it includes this city and that one and that one too!" Will people ever learn?

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:27pm

    245 i'm a girl too and i totally agree! as long as both parties are clean and freshly showered, i'm down with the brown ;)

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:00am

    thats how we do it 443. represent

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:02pm

    Newport News.. keepin' it classy.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:52am

    Why would you ever want a tongue in your ass?

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:24pm

    gonna get that pinky alllll stinky

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:01pm

    whooooa 3:29 crossin a line there

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:58pm

    What's "rediculious" about those texts is the spelling and grammar, not to mention the sentence structure. Rimjob, eh...whatever floats your boat.

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:41pm

    wow. you keep it classy norfolk.

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:37am

    2.11pm, this is a truly disturbing image. A squirter? What the fuck do you want to be happening here? A diarrhoea face plant?

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:45am

    gross.... why would you ever wanna put your tounge on an asshole...

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:51am

    some good stuff, props.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:29pm

    yeah if that was norfolk, they are probably black.

    • 32 42
      Submitted by teletubbydroid on Jun 19, 10 at 12:25am

      not racist, he speaks the truth. I don't know how that's considered racist..stupid people. If someone mentions another race it's immediately called racist.\nJesus. No one really has prejudices anymore for skin color, most people just have prejudices for cultural aspects..and that's more than understandable.

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:45pm

    its called baby wipes people! I'm a girl and i dont mind a surprise lick now and again..

  • 27 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:57pm

    in solidarity with rimjobs

  • 32 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:56pm

    @329pm, what are you racist? Gtfo.

  • 31 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:04pm

    hmm. 757 covers newport news yes. norfolk. chesapeake. suffolk. portsmouth aka ptown, hampton and the VA Beach. some people like asshole. some people like people who like asshole. and then everyone else hasnt tried it. soo. the only thing i think is that she gave in way to easy to his very sophmoric text. he could do better and she could encourage him...

  • 26 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:23am

    757 isn't just newport news and norfolk. it's all of hampton roads which includes seven cities in all. nice try though.

  • 33 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:28am

    it's ridiculous how many people misspell "ridiculous"...

  • 32 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:02am

    fuck the 75....full of jungle monkeys and beach homos