dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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