so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize