I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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