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  • 99 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:59am

    Do what the guy does in Wanted, talk smack about your boss in front of everyone then hit a coworker with a keyboard. That will surely cause an uproar.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:50pm

    Tipping over the bosses desk works well. Or you could walk around throughout the day and take all the phone cords that connect the bases to the headsets. Then tie them up in a ridiculous knot and tape it to the ceiling.

  • 96 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:45am

    taking a shit on your bosses desk while he watches is a good one

  • 90 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:24pm

    Are you going to upper deck the office toilet?

  • 93 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:46am

    clearly screwing the bosses significant other will be the most successful

  • 89 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:23pm

    To cause a certain uproar in leaving any job: Sleep with the boss' wife/husband. This applies regardless of the gender of the person quitting and of the gender of the boss' significant other. Extra uproar if the quitter is the same sex as the boss' S.O.

  • 82 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:11pm

    you obviously aren't looking for a good employee refrence then im guessing. . . .

  • 82 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:01pm

    Make sure you post the text describing how you quit your job!

  • 80 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:32am

    Sleeping with the boss's wife worked for me.

  • 79 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:22pm

    i agree w/ the fight club suggestion.

  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:30pm

    i love the half baked suggestion. but you gotta go for it in full..."im not gonna dooooo whateverybodythinks im gonna dooooo"

  • 84 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:53am

    Halfbaked: " fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you.....im out"

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:47am

    rent a banana suit and a mariache band...

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:08am

    can't fucking wait to hear the rest of this! 11:53 <3

  • 79 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:43pm

    Haha. 11:53 is my favorite.

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:32pm

    hopefully it doesnt involve a sub machine gun and some homemade pipe bombs from the anarchists cookbook.

  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:33am

    like a boss good luck!

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:03am

    lmao, way to go California

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:12pm

    I love quitting shitty jobs in a fit of rage, makes life more interesting.

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:55pm

    ab the 10th one ive seen with "ill tell you how it goes" or "lets see what happens" its fake

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:42am

    I really don't think anybody is even going to notice when you throw your apron down and walk out of Fatburger.

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:05pm

    Pull a Fight Club. You get to quit, cause an uproar, and get a lot of free shit/moneys

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:52am

    be at work all normal and shit right?? then out of no where bust out in this long ass speech of how life and work dont corrolate and how you'd rather chew off your toenails than work there. THEN jump up and down like a 5 yr old who could get cookies and break EVERYTHING. on the way out punch somebody and kick someone in the nuts. a person should be recording this the entire time. =D