i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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