David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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