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  • Submitted by Michguy on Nov 4, 10 at 4:08pm

    I think he's hitting on you bro.

  • Submitted by mariommusic on Nov 4, 10 at 4:40pm

    This isn't tfln worthy, just lame and pathetic

  • Submitted by Phys on Nov 4, 10 at 6:53pm

    Given this text nobody should be shocked that you can't get any pussy "bro"

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    Submitted by Mik27pmc on Nov 4, 10 at 7:53pm

    Ah... Must be married. *snicker*

  • 95 79
    Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 4, 10 at 4:23pm

    wedge a pocket pussy under a body pillow and turn the lights off.

  • 81 60
    Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on Nov 4, 10 at 11:04pm

    whoever good nighted this is very unbro

  • 88 82
    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Nov 4, 10 at 4:29pm

    Oh, wow, this one's hilarious.

  • 67 53
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Nov 5, 10 at 9:08am

    man card revoked

  • 72 69
    Submitted by blite on Nov 4, 10 at 6:59pm

    Wait... I had a lil tear in my eye....

  • 74 75
    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 4, 10 at 6:19pm

    This text is so sad.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by KobayashiMaru on Nov 6, 10 at 8:14am

    You're a kiwi - just find a lonely sheep... Sorry, or was that Aussies?

  • 57 49
    Submitted by gabbiechaos on Nov 5, 10 at 1:04pm

    this is stupid.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 10 at 11:51pm

    At least you act like a puss about it bro.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 10 at 12:05pm

    Yeahhhh. Like NZ ever had a good rep

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      Submitted by newzealand on Nov 7, 10 at 4:34am

      shot "anonymous" where the hell are you from, you probably know nothing about NZ to make a statement like that.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by newzealand on Nov 4, 10 at 11:24pm

    Funny text but sad bro, very sad! You give NZ a bad rep, man up.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by kcs99 on Nov 5, 10 at 2:17am

    Why? Are you in prison? If not you can always buy some "bro".

  • 48 59
    Submitted by nofrendz on Nov 4, 10 at 11:15pm

    Go to a bar it's like shooting fish in a barrel

  • 51 65
    Submitted by alc2010 on Nov 4, 10 at 6:48pm

    That sucks

  • 46 59
    Submitted by PerfectHaze on Nov 7, 10 at 2:02am

    Screw these hatrers, I know how you feel :(

  • 36 41
    Submitted by cincygirl25 on Feb 9, 12 at 1:11pm

    Jason?

  • 54 78
    Submitted by mogmog on Nov 4, 10 at 6:36pm

    Boo-fuckadi-woo

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    Submitted by stiff on Nov 7, 10 at 3:36pm

    I bet he has sex with his iPhone!

  • 36 51
    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 7, 10 at 8:15pm

    Next thing you'll be asking is "Okay, I've got the Gamecube and Natty Ice! Where's Chad?"

  • 55 92
    Submitted by sadnessandrazors on Nov 4, 10 at 8:57pm

    Lol I have those weeks bro! They fuckin suck. But like the economy it will go up and u will just b hammerin pussies every-night!

  • Submitted by tabyh on Nov 4, 10 at 4:05pm

    First!