Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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