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  • Submitted by colan08 on Jan 11, 11 at 12:10pm

    Close..."...for which IT stands..."

  • Submitted by kittygirl on Jan 11, 11 at 11:42am

    ...how is this funny? Somebody fire the moderators!

    • 52 44
      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 11, 11 at 3:39pm

      Anyone can moderate. Take a few minutes and vote "No" on some of the crap submissions to help keep them off

  • Submitted by dudeimshawn on Jan 11, 11 at 11:53am

    this text is gayer than 9 dudes blowin 8 dudes

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      Submitted by jjalmighty432 on Jan 11, 11 at 9:05pm

      its actually 8 guys blowing 9 guys

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        Submitted by iowawashington on Jan 12, 11 at 9:27am

        were you the 8th or the 9th, since you were counting?

        • 39 70
          Submitted by said8ED on Jan 12, 11 at 4:38pm

          f*cking brilliant, iowawa

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    Submitted by dieselkinevel on Jan 11, 11 at 2:38pm

    To nitpick, America should be capitalized as should God, but overall not bad for allegedly being intoxicated.

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    Submitted by bellisssima on Jan 11, 11 at 12:11pm

    DUDE WTF???? these posts are soo effin lame.

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    Submitted by Bootscity69 on Jan 11, 11 at 1:24pm

    Agreed! Take this down!

  • 62 58
    Submitted by greedfilled on Jan 12, 11 at 1:52am

    i can't text that when i"m sober. if that ever happens.

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    Submitted by Ak907Dani on Jan 11, 11 at 4:57pm

    Two mistakes. "for which it stands" "indivisible, with liberty..."

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    Submitted by keelysiobhan on Jan 13, 11 at 4:59am

    AMERICA!!!

  • 50 76
    Submitted by abc101 on Jan 11, 11 at 10:43pm

    god killed a kitten after I read this

    • 43 56
      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 12, 11 at 2:33am

      so....you masturbated?

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    Submitted by idontrememberyou on Jan 13, 11 at 12:12am

    You could actually pull this off if u had an iPhone. It auto corrects lol

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    Submitted by courtchronic on Jul 21, 12 at 1:01am

    I couldn't do it. Well, I COULD. There's just no way in hell I WOULD be capable of taking the time to if I were at that level of intoxication.

  • 35 58
    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 12, 11 at 9:59am

    LMFAO @ said8ed and iowawashington's replies!!!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 12, 11 at 2:39am

    Win! Don't like God, go waste and die like Niche!

  • Submitted by USofGAY on Jan 11, 11 at 3:24pm

    I pledge allegiance to blah blah blah, who cares...

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Jan 11, 11 at 11:17am

    First

  • Submitted by jaytkabb on Jan 11, 11 at 5:57pm

    PLEASE TAKE YOUR FUCKING GOD OUT OF THE PLEDGE. It was not there originally and does not belong there now! Oh yeah, and not a funny text.

    • 49 61
      Submitted by gnargnar1 on Jan 11, 11 at 6:23pm

      chill douche

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      Submitted by footvol_time on Jan 11, 11 at 7:54pm

      a lot of things were added that weren't in the original pledge, also things have been added to the constitution (including the bill of rights) which have been necessary for our changing world....get over it dude

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        Submitted by colabea on Jan 12, 11 at 6:08pm

        to be fair "under God" is not necessary or helpful and was just kind of a "fuck you!" during the Cold War to make America seem better

    • 66 50
      Submitted by urallstupid on Jan 11, 11 at 7:57pm

      Go fuck yourself!