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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:01pm

    As a fire fighter I can say that's the worst thing u can do. But since I dnt know you that's some of the funniest shit I've read in awhile

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:22pm

    Dick move, but those are always the best.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:22pm

    This is a real dick move, what an asshole........ Sounds exactly like something I would do. HAHAHAH +1 for making me laugh, then giving me the mental image of some idiots freaking out in an elevator, then getting their hopes way up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:42am

    "lols" is the classier approach, the "z" is pretentious.

  • 99 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:40pm

    OP did it for the lulz.

  • 94 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:14pm

    You sound like a sorceror. You should say "departMENT" next time

  • 96 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:41pm

    hahahahah what an asshole. well done.

  • 96 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:23pm

    Hahahahaha Thats Mean But Sooooo Funny.. Actually Kinda Sounds Like Somethin I Would Do

  • 94 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:55pm

    LMFAO 7:14 fire, DEPART!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:40pm

    that was you, you miserable fuck....we were in there for hours

  • 88 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:17am

    thats terrible. you could have atleast called 911 for them

  • 94 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:14am

    I wish I could've witnessed that!!! Lmao

  • 81 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:11pm

    Greatest thing ever, I could totally see myself doing that

  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:20pm

    Aw man i'm goin to hell for laughing at this so hard. whatever, so much win.

  • 92 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:09pm

    That is terrible. Those people were really in a crisis. What would you think if you were in there. Put yourself in their shoes you selfish dick.

  • 90 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:49pm

    this happened on my floor. it was redic. during finals week at an ungodly hour.

  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:50pm

    Ahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 94 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:44pm

    Lmfao u r the fucking man that's hilarious

  • 84 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:24am

    Why did you run away? If I were you I would have casually strolled away. It would have made it that bit cooler.

  • 85 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:12pm

    Hahaha. Marry Me. <3

  • 81 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:11pm

    Awesomeness... just plain awesomeness.

  • 87 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:24pm

    Why are you all calling the OP an asshole? Who gives a fuck that he didn't help? Get over it.

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:58pm

    you wonderful bastard

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:12pm

    EVIL... funny but EVIL

  • 81 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:15pm

    Haha that's hilarious

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:10am

    why dont you assholes look up what op means instead of being annoying about it

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:29pm

    Original Poster I think.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:37pm

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:04pm

    people need to realize this happened at a dorm and they were just in the elevator for 10 minutes. chill

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:47pm

    Hahaha it's so much better with the lolz at the end lmfao

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:48am

    This guyz bullshit u tards

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:08pm

    I think this is fake. If not that's horrible but kinda funny.

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:47pm

    @ 4:44 get the sand out of your vag.

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:59pm

    5:57 you made me laugh.

  • 82 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:45pm

    NOT FAKE! I sent this in!!!!

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:35pm

    or if you are from boston (FUCK THE RED SOX, GO YANKEES!!!), it would've sounded like "fia depaaaaaat"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:11am

    Bahhahahhahah dick head move but I'm wasn't in the elevator so it's all good..

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:16am

    Hahahahha 714. This is fucking hilarious. And the lolz at the end makes it even funnier

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:03am

    haha this is hillarious!! if you're a guy then i would def do you! but really... lolz?? haha

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:22pm

    How is this even remotely funny?! Asshole!

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:40pm

    General consensus: Dick move, but damn funny in any case.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:29am

    Your awesome just straight up your awesome agah

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:52pm

    Haaahaha so fucking funny!!

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:25am

    Thats a fucked up move. I would totally do that.

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:29am

    Kenny chesney sucks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:07pm

    really, the funniest TFLN ever!

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:04pm

    OP:Original Poster YAY everyone happy now? except 4:44, nobody likes a buzzkill

  • 82 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:14pm

    Makes me horny - Tyrone the crack addict

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:25am

    Ha I love it let's bone/marry me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:39pm

    You are a dick. What if that was you in the elevator?

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:13pm

    Lol that's such bullshit but funny very funnyl

  • 63 64
    Submitted by smallassplace on Dec 6, 10 at 1:43am

    Dick

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:56pm

    Ha! Fucking butthole.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:06pm

    You're a dick or a cunt.

  • 80 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:56pm

    Fubar. That's awesome!

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:37pm

    Hahahahahahahahha awesome

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:06pm

    sounds like something i would do haha

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:24pm

    was this during the blackout at Missouri Western????

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:28pm

    Lmfaoooooooooooooooo omg that's awesome imvu

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:29pm

    Damm it, wish I would have thought of this!!!

  • 74 91
    Submitted by qwertyuiopasdfgh on Mar 13, 10 at 12:55am

    Im inspired

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:45pm

    I write "LOL" at these posts a lot, but this one I actually did laugh out loud. People are staring at me. And I wouldn't have thought it was funny except picturing the people getting excited that help was there, and then nothing happened!

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:16pm

    1- Bad on there part, he said depart, not department 2- soooooooooooooo wrong, but yes, i am still cracking up 3- love how the firefighter, still thinks that this is funny 4- love that one of the victims reads this site

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:13am

    I laughed soo hard lol

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:36pm

    everyone should know that its not "lolz" it is "lulz"

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:16am

    yeahh what is o. P. Anyway?

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:44pm

    That is a good way of getting hit in the head by a firefighter with an halgan bar you stupid fuck. When people are trapped and in panic, doing stupid shit like that will get people killed. You just fucking lucky no one got hurt. The judge would have throw the book at you if something did happen. Thats just like screaming fire in a movie and causing a panic to start.

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:32am

    Funniest shit ever. Some people need to get laid and not be so serious.

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:56pm

    I did this before. Hilarity! People like the OP make the world funny. All of you bitching need to lighten up. Oh and those who always like to cry FAKE!!!! STFU you guys are fucking mood killers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:52am

    I would have made up somebulshot lie as to why we can't open it than run

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:01pm

    That's too dick to be funny

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:10pm

    Fucking brilliant!!!!

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:47am

    I just like that you said "lolz" hottt

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:31am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i quite literally LOLD

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:39pm

    The important thing is that you calmed everyone down. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlarious

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:54pm

    to 4:44 chill bro its just a joke ya gota laugh a little

  • 40 36
    Submitted by justmemary on Aug 6, 12 at 4:58pm

    hahahhahahahahah, I would do the same!

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:33pm

    Hahaha that's some funny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:22pm

    OP; what are you, 6?

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:47pm

    Ahahah thats fucked up lol

  • 54 75
    Submitted by megagamer on May 11, 10 at 10:38pm

    You bastard! Why didn't I think of that?

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:04pm

    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 10 at 5:25pm

    Haha omg I was stuck in an elevator once at the mall with this weird woman with my 2 friends haha good times :D

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:48am

    you should be arrestd you sick fuck

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:15pm

    greatest joke EVER!! lol

  • 52 86
    Submitted by firegirl62165 on May 26, 10 at 12:48pm

    first off : youre an ass.\nsecondly : its illegal to impersonate emergency responders\ngiant fail.\npeople think being a firefighter is something to joke about, but until youve worked the job for a while, you really have no place...

  • Submitted by anachronic on Jun 3, 10 at 2:02pm

    Yay for buffalo!