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  • 61 42
    Submitted by Phys on Jan 5, 13 at 7:35pm

    I had sex in a church so you get to freeze while I burn!

    • 29 27
      Submitted by soccer360 on Jan 6, 13 at 9:47pm

      Lost my virginity in my Sunday School room after track practice in 7th grade. Church of Christ Pearsall TX. Kimberly W*****e was my partner. See you soon.

  • 53 39
    Submitted by sarahrae on Jan 5, 13 at 6:43pm

    Brrr. Talk about shrinkage....

  • 41 33
    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Jan 5, 13 at 8:03pm

    Built an ice hut.

  • 37 30
    Submitted by CapnArt on Jan 6, 13 at 12:35pm

    To W.T.F.: What the fuck? A little to much time in the deviant mushroom patch, maybe? You're seriously bent, dude.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by soccer360 on Jan 5, 13 at 4:30pm

    You win! Not even gonna try and top that.

  • 33 32
    Submitted by rikie83 on Jan 5, 13 at 6:15pm

    Had sex in an ice castle.

  • 26 30
    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jan 5, 13 at 7:00pm

    Was it a penis shaped igloo?

  • 29 38
    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Jan 5, 13 at 9:13pm

    Performed oral sex after an AA meeting once. Never thought about going to confession. FUCK. Hell I didn't think about it.

  • 39 67
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 5, 13 at 6:54pm

    Then Rudolph licked it off while the unicorn gave him an anal cream pie Which he then farted out all over Frosty's face and it froze. What's in your wallet bitch?

  • 34 64
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 5, 13 at 6:47pm

    And it shat on Santa clause's chest and Mrs. clause smeared it all over her pussy

  • 27 55
    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Jan 5, 13 at 4:44pm

    Sixty Nine

    • 29 50
      Submitted by snowman87 on Jan 5, 13 at 8:17pm

      you have no idea what you are doing, clearly.

  • 33 68
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 5, 13 at 6:44pm

    I fucked a polar bear with an ice dildo while some eskimo bitch watched and masturbated until she squirted and it made ice and it rained down on the bear and a penguin made it into a popcicle and i came on the popcicle making it a creamcicle and a unicorn ate it