the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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