and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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