the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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