ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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