Me too!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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