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    Submitted by mad2physicist on Nov 26, 11 at 12:09am

    Quitting drinking is never the answer. Accepting that life is more surreal than a Salvadore Dali painting is the answer.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by sssmarie on Nov 24, 11 at 5:02pm

    "I broke my toaster making an egg" HAHAHAH

  • 53 54
    Submitted by thekandymaan on Nov 24, 11 at 1:39pm

    Nobody likes a quitter.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 25, 11 at 1:36am

    Bet you send a similar text about 52 times a year....

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    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Nov 24, 11 at 5:04pm

    You're doing ALL OF IT wrong