Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wish i was in the wii world.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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