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  • Submitted by anonymousttt on Aug 9, 10 at 11:17am

    Bach's fugue in g-spot minor

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 11:40am

    Rule: Anything becomes classy once you add a little Bach.

  • Submitted by Aruexp1 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:21am

    Well I guess you know who's making their own symphony...

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    Submitted by jonnynoxious on Aug 9, 10 at 5:34pm

    Actually, there was pornography back as far as ancient Rome. Seriously. Really. Graphic. Art.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 11:17am

    Spoken like a true sophist. First!

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    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 12, 10 at 12:04am

    Classic and classy

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    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Aug 9, 10 at 11:36am

    Haha. I <3 anonuysttt

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    Submitted by Killingtime on Aug 9, 10 at 7:00pm

    Very Clockwork Orange

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    Submitted by mfbear on Aug 10, 10 at 11:12am

    U r my friend. I didn't know anybody else did that

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    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 9, 10 at 2:03pm

    Put ur Bach into it. Jah, baby! (And so instead of cheetos what do you eat with Bach and porn?)

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    Submitted by pey0te on Aug 9, 10 at 11:54am

    Rule post your Twitter again :)

  • Submitted by stig on Aug 11, 10 at 2:47am

    Only if it's that high class British porn: "Almost, Almost, There we are" "Well done"

  • Submitted by ihateyourfavmov on Aug 9, 10 at 10:42pm

    Jack Donaghy would argue it's Schubert accompanying Canadian pornography, viewed unironically.

  • Submitted by awktothemax on Aug 10, 10 at 4:40am

    I just masturbated to Joshua bell. In my mind(or in the state of my mind...) it was like a romance movie set in medieval times.. My imaginary knight was HOT

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      Submitted by jltc on Aug 19, 10 at 12:11am

      Ya, I think that's pretty much how joshua bell operates.

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    Submitted by ajb393 on Aug 9, 10 at 12:23pm

    My last name is Bach. Quite sophisticated.

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 9, 10 at 12:18pm

    Bahahahahah awesome rulebook, you clowned that bitch!

  • Submitted by memyself on Aug 9, 10 at 5:54pm

    I'm not sure why so many people hate on rulebook. He/she is hilarious!! And giaffrey obviously rulebook isn't worried about being "first" because that word isn't in any of his/her posts. They are different every time which I think is awesome