Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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