So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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