Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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