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  • Submitted by sterf on May 31, 12 at 4:22pm

    Uh, half his salary maybe? If he needs a beard to date, he is eventually going to want one to marry.

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    Submitted by shaveydavey on May 31, 12 at 6:35pm

    Ask Brian Wilson.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jun 2, 12 at 12:37am

    This made no sense until I saw the explanation of this version of "beard" down below. >_<

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    Submitted by HippyChick on May 31, 12 at 11:18pm

    Yo..... What's a beard? \nAlso..... high.

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      Submitted by sterf on Jun 1, 12 at 1:50am

      A 'beard' is a woman who's recruited to pretend she's a closeted g@y man's girlfriend.

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        Submitted by sleete on Jun 3, 12 at 10:27pm

        Or a wife in some cases.

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    Submitted by Phys on May 31, 12 at 8:27pm

    Not as much as being a beard for Charlie Sheen pays

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on May 31, 12 at 7:40pm

    All the major league players of any sport make too much money. What the fuck happened to the love of the game?

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    Submitted by aawwsshheett on May 31, 12 at 6:16pm

    the fuck NFL pay is better than MLB! Also, go Giants! Also, B.Weezy! Also, don't fear the beard. Also, Im high.

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    Submitted by clownbaby1491 on May 31, 12 at 4:20pm

    Hold put for an NFL play, the pay is better

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      Submitted by Nickly on May 31, 12 at 4:42pm

      uh, no its not

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      Submitted by bigballin43 on Jun 1, 12 at 3:04am

      MLB players make a lot more per year on average and usually sign much longer deals. you will never hear of a NFL contract anywhere near $300 mil

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    Submitted by macthenyfe on May 31, 12 at 10:08pm

    is this the Republican version of locks of love?