At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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