she was so not down for the gang bang
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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