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  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:49am

    Omg my friend did it tonight

  • 76 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:52pm

    I'm missing a patch of skin off of my scrotum. Coincidence? I don't think so.

  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:24pm

    5:02, my dick got rock hard after I read your post

  • 78 71
    Submitted by SuperGlueGirl on Apr 29, 10 at 8:12pm

    Haha let's talk about how this was MY text. No I'm not from Ridgeville. lol

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:25am

    hahahahaha how crazy, that really happened to my friend tonight! AHH

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:26pm

    You're never gettin' outta here again. -Willis!

  • 70 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:26pm

    My dick got hard after reading 502, 504, and 524

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:49pm

    I FUCKIN LOVE COLORING

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:22pm

    440 isnt just ridgeville! god ridgeville people are retarded

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:55pm

    5:41 killed the joke

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:41pm

    5:24(1), my dick got hard after I read you got hard because of 5:02

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:24pm

    I went to the dentist and he told me my gums were shrinking. Turns out I was mistakenly brushing my teeth with Preparation H. Maybe the OP made the same mistake with superglue.

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:16pm

    OP follow up! OP follow up!

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:35pm

    Ok 1:31 just went too far

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:12pm

    5:24 I see a lawsuit in your near future.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:07pm

    HAHAHAHA. I've totally done that before. Never try doing crafts while drinking.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:25pm

    i'll put some superglue on your tongue hahaha

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:01pm

    First! And how did you manage that?

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:11pm

    This is why you shouldn't play with toddlers.

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:48pm

    My dick WAS hard then I read this and let's just say not even Rosie odonnel has made me more limp than this.

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:12am

    hahahahaha I've done that before too! it also included crafts and drinking. Gluing beer cans to a wooden letter.. oops

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:01pm

    6:48-- DO NOT glue this onto the back of your gf's head. To all the fucktards, have fun.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:39pm

    WTF 5:24, prep h really?! U didn't notice the lack of Minty freshness when u were done brushing, or the disgusting taste I'm sure prep h had when you used it?

  • 59 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:37pm

    Charles Rutheford misses a womens touch!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:04pm

    Long story or no long story, it's OP follow up time!!

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:02pm

    it's not superglue, it's Chuck Norris' cum

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:26pm

    Forsaken and Pimpinjg are never gonna stop