i don't like sucking hair
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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