your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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