how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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