Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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