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  • 50 40
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 16, 11 at 10:08pm

    You need to be stuffed!

  • 48 45
    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Apr 19, 11 at 12:46pm

    Probably so you learn how to mount things...a 30 minute hand job?!

  • 47 48
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 22, 11 at 10:25am

    Good god does he even have any foreskin left?!

  • 49 56
    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 19, 11 at 11:54am

    She left him stiff and lifeless.

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 16, 11 at 10:06pm

    A half-hour hand job is an epic fail on several levels.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by balfazar on Apr 16, 11 at 3:24pm

    Because you shouldn't be allowed to touch living things??

    • 40 63
      Submitted by kingofnopants on Apr 17, 11 at 1:21am

      now that is a sound thought

  • 51 64
    Submitted by wtfkrysta on Apr 16, 11 at 10:36pm

    Maybe it was because she skinned him raw? That's my guess.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by badassmanlyman on Apr 17, 11 at 2:44am

    Thirty minute hand job? Why aren't we blaming the guy for not taking charge and layin the bitch down?

  • 46 55
    Submitted by shamrock2112 on Apr 16, 11 at 4:21pm

    Because a taxidermist leaves things in a suspended state? That's not a compliment. Blue balls are a serious condition. Finish the job!

  • 47 58
    Submitted by anonymouse4 on Apr 17, 11 at 12:06am

    Just suck his dick, for crying out loud!!

  • 48 61
    Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Apr 16, 11 at 6:43pm

    if you aren't a 12 year old boy, yes, hand jobs can take a minute

    • 38 53
      Submitted by rompstomp on Apr 16, 11 at 7:14pm

      yeah but not a half hour. 10-15 mins maybe.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Sydefx on Apr 17, 11 at 9:44am

    SUFFOLK COUNTY TRASH. TYPICAL.

    • 47 48
      Submitted by vikky_vicious on Apr 26, 11 at 5:58pm

      I am from Suffolk County. I liked your comment.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by shellbell205 on Apr 16, 11 at 5:25pm

    I think the first bad sign is that the hand job lasted for half an hour. Just saying.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by duecebigelow on Apr 17, 11 at 2:13pm

    Should have stuffed a couple fingers in his rear.

  • 12 20
    Submitted by italianflavor on Sep 2, 12 at 1:16am

    can i have