This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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