the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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