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the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.

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(248): the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick. http://tfl.nu/f71t

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Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

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(586): Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you http://tfl.nu/xexu

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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you

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(781): Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you http://tfl.nu/mzki

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(970): View more from Colorado

At what point did we cease to have vaginas?

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Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.

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(970): At what point did we cease to have vaginas? (720): Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year. http://tfl.nu/ox7z

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this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude

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call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing

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(323): this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude (765): call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing http://tfl.nu/wjo2

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(216): View more from Ohio

let's bang

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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.

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(216): let's bang (773): You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no. http://tfl.nu/cr4i

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last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.

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(914): last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever. http://tfl.nu/26l9

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(214): View more from Texas

Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."

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(214): Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15." http://tfl.nu/wu1w

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work

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(304): I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work http://tfl.nu/ovrn

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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives

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(732): her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives http://tfl.nu/13r9

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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.

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(609): i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier. http://tfl.nu/075q

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I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.

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(404): I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced. http://tfl.nu/ok17

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(419): View more from Ohio

i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike

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(419): i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike http://tfl.nu/sgnh

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document

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(570): I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document http://tfl.nu/k2y9

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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.

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(717): He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping. http://tfl.nu/p29z

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