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(650): View more from California

i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome

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(812): View more from Indiana

she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.

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(970): View more from Colorado

He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.

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Who won?

(225): View more from Louisiana

All of them.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

what day is it and did you see me today?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

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