So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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