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  • 93 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:37pm

    A note to women: This is an EXCELLENT way to break the ice with a guy

  • 94 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:57pm

    Hey guys it's 3:33 again, just wanted to cone back and tell everybody I'm a giant douchebag. Thanks.

    • 20 26
      Submitted by biggrizzly323 on Feb 11, 13 at 3:37pm

      fucken 818 cunts are so dirty call my ex wife and shell blow u for a camel crush

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:53am

    It annoys me that girls can just do that - A guiy would LOVE for that to happen. Do it the otherway round and you'll be in jail before her pants hit the floor.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by sup3rmanw1ll on Jul 4, 10 at 4:38am

    I say just blow me. That way someone noticed you and I got a bj. We all win!

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:10am

    I love the sluts of southern California!

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:55pm

    Gahhh what a freak! He'd probably smack you in the face When you reach for his pants. There's a reason why he's ignoring you...

  • 57 60
    Submitted by invyktus on Oct 31, 10 at 8:15pm

    Note to self: Start ignoring chicks at parties...

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:11pm

    There needs to be more chicks like you unless you're fat and/or ugly.

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:13pm

    hey im 7 inches and you wont have to force me to let you blow me....you can just go ahead and do it

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:11pm

    Wow!!! I don't think calling her a whore/slut/skank can even be a bad enough word for that hooker!!!!!

  • 50 57
    Submitted by loonymonkey on Mar 10, 11 at 9:27pm

    I wonder if she did it

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:43pm

    This sounds like my ex...

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:50pm

    In soviet Russia pants go down and blow you

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:18am

    Maybe he's playing "hard" to get haha!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:33pm

    Oh dear, save yourself the trouble. He's not worth syphilis.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:54am

    I noticed you and I def want the bj

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:23pm

    Now that's an 818 girl

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:57pm

    why not write :I am a whore" on your head with a sharpie?

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:14pm

    "I don't believe, uh-uh. What a hoe, what a tramp, what a slut." -Tilly and the Wall That song is for you OP

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:37pm

    when's the next party

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:57am

    Only fat chicks say this kind of shit! Gotta love em!

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:04pm

    Fuck, you can blow me?

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:53pm

    This is a wonderful idea. God bless you :)

  • 61 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:10pm

    Wow how interesting

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:45pm

    You can pull my pants down and blow me anytime 

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:51pm

    Socal slutbag is probably a douchebaguette, enjoy your herpes guys who wanted her to blow you.

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:32am

    In a world where people said what they thought and did what they wanted...oh wow...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:06pm

    Blow THIS. And please stay off topic

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:44am

    Fuck yes 818 area code!!!

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:11pm

    Go blow your daddy, chump.

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:22pm

    Yea I like that plan

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:56pm

    if you lose some weight, he will notice you, you fat pig

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:44pm

    so-cal girls are sluts.