There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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