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  New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete

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  (516): New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete http://tfl.nu/uf35
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  Submitted by polacke on Sep 27, 12 at 12:03pm

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  step 3: see them leave together. 4: cry. 5: wank. repeat steps 4 and 5 as needed.

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    Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 27, 12 at 11:23pm

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    Just don't use tears from step 4 to assist step 5. Especially not on Valentine's day.

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  Submitted by snowman87 on Sep 27, 12 at 1:32pm

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  Women like to create their own challenge, not you to create it for them.

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  Submitted by  on Sep 27, 12 at 8:32pm

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  I hope he didn't mean occupied because that's some bad spelling.

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