I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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