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  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:13am

    ^poor umbrella it has no say in this.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:49am

    Shark Week is officially the greatest holiday on earth!

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:29am

    stay classy ltown <3

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:54am

    Know what would make Shark Week even better? If they let the sharks eat midgets. And amish people. And clowns.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:23am

    notice: this text is from a guy

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:31am

    SHARK WEEK BEGINS AUGUST 2ND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:55pm

    2:31 LIVE EVERY WEEK LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:13am

    Knee pads, pillow, sweatshirt, something soft! It will save bruises and maybe future knee problems!

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:49am

    6.54am, sharks don't eat clowns. Because they tase funny.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:11am

    Now if only they'd let the sharks eat people who post "FIRST!"

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:08pm

    I think it's a girl....I'm a girl and I've definitely received/sent texts just like this.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:04am

    Your what? Or do you mean like a coal mine?

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:37pm

    hahaha 4:45.. i love you.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:58am

    2:05, try shoving an open umbrella, then closing it. let us see you do that, eh?

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:05am

    2 02, im gonna shove a closed umbrella up your anus.. and then open it.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:39am

    firssssst = stupid idiot

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:45am

    ohhh lawrence kansas.....how i miss you

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:16pm

    sharks have higher standards than that.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:26am

    Truly miss Lawrence.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:15am

    Fuck man Those knee bruises are the worst

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:07pm

    girls talk like this. me/my friends who are girls. why wouldn't we? it's honest...

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:20pm

    pinecones in the woods are worse, trust me.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:10am

    Be happy it wasn't cement. I don't know what's so bad about a wood floor ??

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:05pm

    hey, at least it isnt tree bark scratching your back and mud on the knees of your jeans.

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:26am

    you know what people think when the see the first message that just says FIRST? they think, screw you, first. screw you. if you don't have anything interesting to say, go to FML.