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  • Submitted by apkdm on Oct 1, 10 at 2:01pm

    I really like to imagine that this person is texting their mom with this question.

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Oct 1, 10 at 11:19am

    Lol they are actually posting funny shit today!

  • Submitted by user69 on Oct 1, 10 at 1:00pm

    Add tuna and let the cats take care of it.

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 1, 10 at 9:40am

    You need a good degreasing soap. It's the oil and egg that's bonding to the carpet fibers. Boiling hot water and heavy dish soap!

  • Submitted by jprincess on Oct 1, 10 at 5:47pm

    I LOVE the inferred exasperation in this text- it's hilarious!

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    Submitted by waterdrops on Oct 2, 10 at 2:06am

    This text is perfectly written, thank you OP

  • Submitted by archer79 on Oct 1, 10 at 10:11am

    Omg that would smell so fking horrible

  • Submitted by dd32 on Oct 1, 10 at 9:30am

    That is awesome

  • Submitted by R0CKiNdaWaDDLiN on Oct 1, 10 at 3:20pm

    You sure that's mayo?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 10 at 9:31am

    Then ur curtains....

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    Submitted by pizzapowers on Oct 3, 10 at 12:22am

    Who puts their phone number as their username on this....

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    Submitted by friedbunnies on Oct 1, 10 at 2:10pm

    U sure it's mayonnaise?

  • Submitted by heavenfrog23 on Oct 1, 10 at 9:29am

    Now are we talking about the sandwich spread or ejaculate? Pretty sure clean up is the same, never mind...

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    Submitted by  on May 19, 12 at 7:20pm

    Codename cum

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    Submitted by sorrycharlie on Oct 29, 11 at 6:36am

    "mayonnaise"

  • Submitted by justin29 on Oct 1, 10 at 9:24am

    first! i can play this stupid game too!

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      Submitted by DeezNuts62 on Oct 1, 10 at 9:29am

      Hey! You're really cool just like all the other idiots. Good job!