so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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