PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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