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  • 63 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:02pm

    It's not like this wasn't already discovered but something tells me you were out of it when it happened and being able to remember it now makes you a winner

  • 59 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:38pm

    Just ignore the you're guy. He'll get bored eventually.

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:22pm

    'Grass then beer you're in the clear; beer then grass you're on your arse'. A trap for young players.

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:18pm

    this is nonsense. yes, getting drunk before smoking weed fucks you up more, but isn't that the goddamned point? if you smoke first, you'll never have the motivation to drink afterward and, thus, get much less fucked up. and who would ever want that?

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:31pm

    7:18 AGREED, the whole point of everything is to get fucked up YEAH!!!!

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:45pm

    Everyone who has smoked more than twice knows this. No peace prize for you.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:43pm

    Nice discovery! I just discovered electricity!

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:47pm

    Common knowledge IMO.

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:58pm

    everyone fucking knows this. 4 thumbs down to the fucking foreskin that posted this. fuck tfln this is retarded

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:43pm

    I don't agree with this in the least. I do fine if I drink before I smoke.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:11am

    Grass then beer your in the clear, beer then grass your on your ass, lol i learnt this in my alcohol and other drugs class at school

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:55pm

    I know you're but what am I?

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:00am

    Very true, I learned this quickly, but I'm sure you're not the first to figure this out

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:41pm

    You didn't discover that. If u drink first them smoke it can be a total disaster.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:12pm

    9:10, i can just see you chuckling to yourself, at the mayhem you're causing

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:03pm

    I like to bone myself in my butt -queit guy doin himself in the corner

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:53pm

    O I got it now. Ahaha

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:25pm

    I have explosive diarrhea

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:57pm

    STOP IT OMG STOP IT -quiet guy in the corner

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:46pm

    Nice black guy imitation... Cracker

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:11pm

    Fuckin auto correct! Sucks cockballass

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:27pm

    You didn't discover anything man, I learned this fact a long time ago.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:29pm

    Who likes cock in virgin asshole?

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:26pm

    Quiet guy does not approve -quiet guy not approving in the corner

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:10pm

    Waste of booze. 15 year oldsters barely put up a fight

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:27pm

    Okay. I do not approve -circle jerk guy in the corner

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:31pm

    YOU'RE UNABLE TO THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY BESIDES 'YOU'RE ETC" !!!!!!!!

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:31am

    you're about 30 years too late. I figured that out back in the 70's

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:04pm

    dude hes got this all wrong. if you smoke and then drink you just end up getting drunk, if you drink and then smoke it makes for a good night

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:03am

    Im john mccain and I like it ass to mouth, rock on palin. Why do you think I chose you bab? Cuz you sex me up all nice and yummy.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:44pm

    What you deserve is to be gang raped in prison. Get off the drugs you fuck head.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:22pm

    Quiet guy is now circle jerk guy

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:14pm

    sorry, the second 9:10

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:27pm

    You're Nobel Peace Prize

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:16am

    wtf's wrong with you people? i avoid smoking before i start drinkin, the buzz then the high is the perfect mix

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:20pm

    You're same person again

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 12:52pm

    Or u just shouldn't fucking smoke. I don't care if u want to kill yourself, but I do care that you're killing others who don't want to die with your second hand smoke. Asshole.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:50pm

    shot first...hit it...hold it in...nother shot...breathe and start it again!! yeahhhhh same time baby!!!

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:18am

    You smoke first to get you giggly. Weed always makes you giggly, and alcohol just amplifies moods. So you get a little high, enough to get you higher, start slamming down shots, and smoking in between. Chase off smoking coughs with beer. Take a hit, a shot, chug a beer and blow out. Whatever you do, always smoke at least a little first.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:34pm

    You're dipshit Asslapper

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:03pm

    Yeah, I got a bunch of people pretending to be quiet guy! I call them disciples! -xxxxxx

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:22pm

    I definitely don't agree..... drinking first is way better than smoking first. Jus sayin.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:58am

    I don't know yo, the poster has got a point. Drinking and then smoking fucks you up -- but not in a good way. More like in a "holy shit I gotta get the fuck outta here" way.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:38pm

    I think hes dreamy!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:57am

    who didnt know that?

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:46pm

    how bout you stop being a noob and stay high all the time. Just sayin.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:45pm

    Motha effing corner boy is a racist fucker.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:50pm

    yea, smoking second will fuck you up...

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:13pm

    Weed before beer and you're in the clear, beer before weed and you'll be in the bathroom on your knee's.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:40pm

    What would the Nobel Piece Prize have to do with this. DUMB

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:59pm

    Apparently people here just can't handle weed or liquor. Smoking first makes you pass out. Drinking first makes it fine.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:52pm

    I fucked your mother!!! Fucked her hard!!! Inna ass

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:06pm

    Here, I'll suggest something homosexual

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:43pm

    no you don't because i've discovered that already... twice.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:46pm

    You did good kid! Real good.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:20pm

    Let's all watch! Circle jerk everybody! -quiet guy in the corner, cock in hand

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:37pm

    haha i was out drinking and then went back to smoke and my friends said " I don't know if your supposed to drink first or smoke first" I soon found out it was smoke first. I got sick as hell!

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:55pm

    oooh. so that explains it. i thought they just didn't go together. what can i say, i'm blonde?

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:52pm

    3:38 its not just you ha

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:21am

    That was known for years and plus that's a myth if ur a lightweight ur a lightweight so quit ur bitchin any order don't matter. Don't be a pussy

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:57pm

    the saying goes: "grass before beer and you're in the clear. beer before grass and you're on your ass"..

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:19pm

    Vagina tastes good especially 15 yr vag

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:00pm

    You losers all are jerk-heads! -quieter guy thn usual

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:18pm

    Ohhhohhhohhhh! Can I watch?

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:15pm

    I do. Call me Tyler durgin

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:05pm

    Your a fuckin retard, 15 years old? Anyone knows better... Fucking Christ

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:49pm

    This is something everyone basically has to learn on their own. However, it's def worth knowing

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:18am

    Beer and grass, you're on your arse. Grass and beer, you're in the clear.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:14pm

    I prefer to smoke after drinking. None of you know how to hold your liquor apparently.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:56pm

    Here, I'll smoke weed

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:56pm

    really? I've never had a problem drinking and then smoking..and neither have my friends. meh guess everyone's different

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:10pm

    Oldsters? Way to go iPhone auto correctster

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:07pm

    You're a fuckin retard

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:04pm

    I'm cool cause I have a ghey tag name -quiet guy

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:16pm

    Um no everyone who didn't know that needs to jump off a cliff

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:05pm

    Bjg was quiet guys female personality. I know it!

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:26pm

    Amateur. I hope your mother gets cancer.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:27pm

    Come on everyone knows grass before beer you're in the clear, beer before grass you're on your ass

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:28am

    Smoking before drinking is not NEARLY as awesome as drinking before smoking. Or doing both at the same time. Or smoking before, during and after drinking. That's the best way to do it.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:38pm

    7:18 WIN! really you should smoke before and after, but thats just me.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:09am

    Yeah I got that in '03 you new, behind or dumb

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:50pm

    big tone strikes again!!

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:07pm

    DO NOT BLASPHEME! Never!

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:05pm

    You're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:43pm

    Sinners!! Laying with corpses? You all will burn!

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:52am

    If you're already high when you start drinking, you can smoke once you're drunk without getting the spins.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:41pm

    Look. You assholes can all do or say what you want, but I fucked the dead corpse of quiet guys mother so that makes me win. Period. End of story. Close the book

  • 33 47
    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Sep 13, 10 at 10:42pm

    why not? you must b a pussy if you can't handle it. the only problem I have is smokin too much!

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:12pm

    Hell no I totally don't agree with this at all. If I smoke b4 I drink I get all awkward and won't talk to anyone at a party hence why pot is for chillin out not partying and plus the best way to end the night is with some Maryjane, your all drunk and then u get even more fucked up from t smoking and ur on a whole bother leve l all of a sudden . Amazing best feeling ever then u pass put!

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:07pm

    The saying goes Think.... Smoke before you drink :) always been my motto

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:31pm

    or both at the same time. nothing cures cottonmouth and a bad cough like a smooth highland gaelic.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:12pm

    you all are a bunch of amatures!

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:35pm

    Drink first then smoke

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:17pm

    not true if you want to get more fucked up

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:22pm

    I like guys doing me -quiet guy lubed and ready for anal

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:47am

    every generation thinks they're the first ...news flash ...pot has been around wayy longer than you think and people have been drinkin alcohol and smokin pot for a looong time

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:27pm

    No. It's now circle jerk guy!!!

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:22pm

    Quiet guy is a tool for trolls! Hahahahahaha

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:01pm

    I missed you mr xxxxx. Had to check up in you at the bar. I'm that lame girl now on my iPhone with friends. So sad. Glad to see the Nazis didn't get to you!! Stay strong and f those people up!! -bjg

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:00am

    Duh otherwise you get the spins!!!

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:19pm

    Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! SPLAT

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:12am

    I learned this one quite a long time ago. But for some reason continue to not follow logic.

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:24pm

    I like to take dumps while rubbing my cock n balls

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:01pm

    Ever violently steal an 8yr old's cherry? It's exhilarhating. Especially when they scream

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:58pm

    Quiet guy. You're pretty quiet...

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:32am

    I'm 12 years old and what is this?

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:18pm

    Smoking after drinking gives me the spins

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:57pm

    canada then mexico!!!

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:27pm

    dude. i've known this since birth.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:56pm

    You're "I know you are but what am I?"

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:37am

    i concur, lol. just last weekend i drank more than my fair share of hearty ale (maximum ice 40, im so classy) and sat down with my cousin for a quick bowl. it was less than a half hour before i found myself vomiting.

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:00pm

    You're a jerk-headed loser

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:32am

    Then I deserve a prize too.... It only takes one drinking then smoking then pukeing experience to know smoke then drink

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:50am

    Definitely NOT the first person to figure that out... I made that discovery in high school.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:53pm

    You're both you're'd

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:48pm

    Haha. Me no fuck. You fuck. Me. Haha

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:09pm

    I'm 12 years old and what is this?

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:38pm

    Everybody knows that. That's one of lifes most important lessons.

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:33pm

    You're fucker. Dipshit

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:02pm

    O stole a kids grape. Once. Does that count?

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:36am

    So true. Although the spins can be fun, especially when driving

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:25pm

    Sorts like a solo blunkin?

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:17pm

    U can all suck mi peepee because it's about time for me to masterbate

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:14pm

    We do not discuss project mayhem!

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:13pm

    Holy fuck! How can you see me thru the blinds!

  • 24 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:15pm

    I agree with this lol but I also think if you want to relax after then smoke after lol bahahaha!!

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:23pm

    Is skull fucking dead babies wrong?

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:45pm

    I'm actually 15, by the way. -quiet guy

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:10pm

    Nice! Keep up the good work. Mom said we have to clean the basement tomorrow for her bunko group! How lame. But she said she will get us a petting zoo for our birthdays.

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:04pm

    You wish your cock was long enough to do it!

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:08am

    Waaaaaaay discovered. Good day sir. You lose.

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:01pm

    youre vinegar $pimpsalot$

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:21pm

    I like to masturbate while hearing corn pop and watching space balls

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:45pm

    haha a lesson i learned a while ago (the hard way)

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:09pm

    I nail 15 yr olds after I get em drunk -quiet guy date raping in the corner

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:50pm

    You're worth knowing

  • 25 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49pm

    Truer words have never been said!

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:11pm

    15 year olds are easy to hold down -quiet guy holding down 15 yr olds

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:17pm

    bunch of fucking pot heads.

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:35pm

    Yeah that makes you deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. This is one of the worst texts I've ever seen.

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:19pm

    In a side note, I just discovered that cheeseburgers taste good.

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:19pm

    Beer before bong, doing it wrong..

  • 25 55
    Submitted by rc1964 on May 27, 10 at 12:34pm

    Some people on this post need to grow the fuck up keep your negativity to yourself you are bring down my high

  • 29 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:31pm

    You're doesn't? Fucker

  • 27 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:59pm

    Here, I'll say the same thing.

  • 32 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:02pm

    Here, I'll be a wetback