I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I didn't shave. On purpose
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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