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  • 83 64
    Submitted by campbell55 on Jul 3, 10 at 7:17pm

    Donnie darko?

  • 62 49
    Submitted by rodenberger on Jul 3, 10 at 6:14pm

    U always remember ur FIRST

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 7:47pm

    DUI!! happy 4th of July weekend haha

  • 57 46
    Submitted by dyslexicgenious on Jul 7, 10 at 10:48am

    all I can think of is Donnie darko

  • 59 57
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 3, 10 at 9:42pm

    usually involves being traded for a grape soda and a honey bun, then some awkward spooning afterwards...

  • 61 62
    Submitted by IvyFusion on Jul 4, 10 at 2:44am

    Iain? Is that you?

  • 49 49
    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 4, 10 at 2:48am

    the bail money is in the easter basket

  • 52 63
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 3, 10 at 6:37pm

    Did it involve Pretzels?

  • 45 52
    Submitted by BrosefStalin on Nov 25, 10 at 4:39am

    Just tell them that Frank made you do it.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jul 4, 10 at 12:50pm

    Don't forget your welcome search. Spread those cheeks and bend over!

  • 48 59
    Submitted by jalexluv on Jul 4, 10 at 2:38am

    Mine was...

  • 46 55
    Submitted by anonymous1027 on Jul 3, 10 at 9:11pm

    It's funny because I always thought my first night in jail would consist of bunnies and a fire suit...

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 3, 10 at 8:18pm

    Just a homo cellmate

  • 43 53
    Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 4, 10 at 7:52am

    Oh arson, how I love you.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by BmxATL on Jul 3, 10 at 6:14pm

    First: I bet it consisted of something else

    • 36 54
      Submitted by Deadencyde on Aug 12, 10 at 3:43pm

      That would be very correct.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 3, 10 at 10:35pm

    WTF???

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Plastik on Jul 3, 10 at 11:25pm

    Fucking awesome.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by lapetitesucette on Jul 3, 10 at 8:21pm

    Just like superjail